Meme that all the cool kids are doing...

Well, I have two versions of this meme - the one that everyone else is doing, and a dodgy version that I found on various fanficcers LJs about a year ago. I've used the same characters for both and, as they are variants of each other some of the questions overlap somewhat. Warning: if the first meme hurts your brain, don't read the second one - it's worse :)

Characters:
1. Rain
2. Morrigan
3. Carlsberg
4. Blaine
5. Heulwyn
6. Travesty
7. Prospera
8. BlackWing
9. The Raven
10. Calamity
11. Iussis
12. Zephyra

( Safe version )

( 'Interesting' version )