Boredom at work...

So, I was bored at work today and decided to spend some time writing 'poems' for people. I shall blame Peter as his was the first :P

A Poem for Peter
to the tune of 'Michael Finnegan'

There was a young man called Peter (minion)
He made up the evil villions
And said who the plot should killion
Bestest Peter Minion (our winion)

A Limerick for Lauren

There once was a young woman named Lauren
From Norwich, which almost was foreign
At events she was found
Just "hanging around"
Whilst monsters did things quite abhorrent

There are still some more in progress as well...

Any suggestions/volunteers for future subjects, gladly accepted...

Edited to add: ('cos dave says I should) I passed my driving test last Saturday.