Giving in to the memeage

Stolen from various people on my f-list...

Ask any character I've written/played for advice, and they will provide it, advice columnist style. Your problems or fictional characters' problems both welcome. Management is not responsible for the results of following said advice (especially if provided by supervillains or Tony Stark).

This currently includes:

Marshal Liana (TL - justice priestess/Thorn Knight/widowed mother of three sort of)
Pathfinder Lieutenant Helyanwe (TL - elven scout with sociopath tendencies)
Wizard Winterlight (TL - elven mage/scout/doesn't speak much common that she'd admit to)
Alara McIntyre (TL - barbarian warrior with gender issues)
Warden Lance-Corporal Liesl Stenner (TL - life priestess)
Knight Lore-Keeper Elspeth Cavendish (LT - healer/ritualist)
and various tabletop personas